INCAPABLE

I'm INCAPABLE!!!!!!!!! of concentrating on my blog.

INCAPABLE

I seem to be kind of INCAPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! of thinking of INCAPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! sentences.

INCAPABLE

I'm INCAPABLE!!!!!!!! of not making word of the week (INCAPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!) posts.

Itchyiness

OMG my foot itches!!!! I was going to only say that, but I decided not to. My mom is watching The Closer and the Chief is getting married or something. I don't watch The Closer. I watch Monk! Which by the way is not on tonight which makes Friday nights different. This dude at my circus class said that Monk is a bad show. But that was just because I was obsessing over it. Yeah I'll admit it. I was playing a game of chess at chess club (everybody does chess club at my school. Well not everybody but it's not for geeks.) I was playing this kid that was reeeeaaaally freaking me out and I got a piece and I was holding it and then I dropped it and nearly every body's heads watched me because it was so loud. I dropped it because I just realized that there would be no Monk on tonight. I have to go change my word of the week. I forgot to do it last week so I'm going to keep this one here for a while.

Poll

Okay now I'm going to give you the results for

Which is more fun to say?

"You have a sick mind."    4 votes

"Sicko!"    2 votes

Yeah, yeah so You have a sick mind won. AGGRAVATION HERE PEOPLES AND PERSONS!!! I mean (In my personal opinion) isn't it more fun to scream SICKO!!! at somebody than just saying so calmly You have a sick mind.  Okay, yeah. I'm going to say something that might be insulting to the... 4 people who voted for You have a sick mind. In my opionion, it's just (BASEMENT WORD ALERT BASEMENT WORD ALERT) boring! And PigPig and I (who is here right now. Well actually I'm "Typing on her computer" ((as she wanted me to say)) so obviously I'm at her house) are the only people who voted for Sicko! Which (again, in my opinion) is by far the best. I really have to go because of PigPig's father. (She wanted me to say that! I'm not mad at you!)

Me-Rox Your-Sox (I'm kind of copying PigPig who seems to have copied Lucy by doing this.)

Poll results

Hey peoples and persons! Today I'm going to tell you the poll results for:

Which phrase do you wish you said more?
Total of people who voted: 14

Through the door teacher lady! 2 people 14%

Life is good. Be happy about it. 2 people 14%

I can't stop singing it it's so catchy!!! 2 people 14%

*ha ha gasp ha ha gasp* 2 people 14%

This is jank. Life is jank! 3 people 21%

*palin rap* 3 people 21%


Okay, there are 2 more polls for people to vote on so please vote and I will post the results when the poll closes. I'm also going to make one more poll replacing Which phrase do you wish you said more.

Happy Holidays!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5! Golden Riiiiiiings!
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee!


Happy Holidays peoples and persons!

Happiness!

Hey peoples and persons! Guess what? It wasn't the last Monk last night! When it ended there was a commercial that said there were 16 episodes left and it was Monk the Final Season and it was this summer. I'm kind of glad because they hardly did anything special in this one so it would have been a terrible way to end. So sorry if I made you guys believe that it was the last episode and all. Someone lead me to believe it was the last season.

Sadness!!!!

I am saaaaaaaad peoples and persons!!! Why??? (or WHY???) Because tonight is the last episode of MONK!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAAA!!!! *SOB SOB CRY CRY BAWL BAWL* And you know what's worse? My parents don't get to see it because they're going to a Graham Parker concert tonight. So I have a baby sitter. My cousin Ali. I was afraid that she wouldn't let me have PigPig over because she wants to see the last episode because she has started to like Monk, but apparently she is bringing a friend over with her too, so I think it's fair. But what I don't get is that I'm 11. 11-year-olds are aloud to take babysitting classes at the red cross. So why do I need a babysitter? Well, I guess it's better because my mom would never let me have PigPig over with no parents there because she would be afraid that we would burn the house down. How- how crazy is that?... I mean why-why-why would we do that? Huh... Ha... Yeah... *sweat sweat*

Pictures of Pears

If you haven't noticed, I like LOVE pears.

Word Verifications

Hey peoples and persons! I would just like to tell you all that you are now aloud to use the word verification thing that I made up. I just wanted you peoples and persons to realize that I created them. So you can do them now, but I just want you to remember who made it up. And Lucy you have been using them with out my permission for like 3 months so if you would actually listen to what I say then I would suspend your privelages for a few days. The proper time would be like 3 months, but you are probably going to get mad at me for suspending you privelages at all so I'm being nice. Be grateful. :) HAPPINESS!!!!! That was random. I just felt like saying it because today I had a WONDERFUL day. Not really I just feel happy now and I felt like saying it. :) I FEEL HAPPY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for making me happy world.

WORD!

~ mE-rOX yOUR-sOX

Going Green on Cities 97

Hey peoples and persons! The other day I was listening to Cities 97 on the radio like I do every morning, when they started talking about things that were green. First B.T. (As he calls himself) started talking about these "Green" roofs where you can grow plants in. In the roof! And it works as an insulator or something! Then Lee started talking about this dress made completely out of zippers. Zippers! And you can like totally alter the style by unzipping and zipping certain zippers! Here's a picture that I got off of her blog:

Isn't it cool! And those stripes: all zippers. Zippers! Wow. How many of you know people that could actually squeeze themselves into that dress though? Or get it not to look too big on them? I know it would be kind of big for me and would definitely not 'work the runway'. But it also is really good for the Earth to recycle the zippers and all. So here is another Going Green tip! And it kind of goes along with the one for the week. When printing out a project make sure you spellcheck it so you don't print it out then realize that you made a mistake and then print it out again and you might find that you made even another mistake. So yeah. Spellcheck it.

Congratulations Pebbles!

Hey peoples and persons! I would like to humbly congratulate Pebbles for translating my very small paragraph I have written in French about a French singer named Zazie. (ZA-zee. not A pronounced A like in apple but A as in the O sound in monOpoly.) You didn't get it completely correct like word by word Pebbles, but you were definitely close enough. I don't know what to give you so instead I will change my blog back to the old template because you wanted me to. A lot of people really liked my new one, but please, Pebbles earned it, don't complain. Although I'm going back to that template I'm going to change the green part on the top to a dark yellow and maybe tint the background color. Congratulations Pebbles!

Going Green

Hey peoples and persons! If any of you have been following K8, then you can see that she is being very committed to saving the Earth and Going Green lately. I am very much impressed. So I would like to give some going green tips every week and hopefully some peoples and persons will read them and take my advice. Also K8, Pebbles and I might be making a Going Green blog in the future so keep reading and if we do I will say so. I just want to give K8 a lot of credit for this because she was the one that did it first. So in addition to my word of the weeks (UNANIMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I'm going to make Going Green tips of the week too. They will be posted right next to the word of the week (UNANIMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Zazie

Zazie

Zazie est nee le 18 avril 1964 son nom de naissance comme Isabelle Marie Anne de Truchis de Varennes. Elle est u chanteuse /compositeur qui coproduit egalement ses propres albums avec d'autres producteurs. Elle minimise une large variete de musique de roche et de bruit aux chansons de tempo.

That is what I have written so far in my report about a singer named Zazie, in French class. Who thinks they can figure out what it says? That's my next contest. Whoever can figure out what all of that says will get a major prize. You are aloud to use a translater because that's how I wrote it so I think it would be fair to let you use one. Bonne chance! (Good luck!)

New Poll

Hey peoples and persons! It seems to me that if I don't tell you that there is a poll then nobody votes on it. So I made a poll! Do it.

UNANIMOUS

On SNL on Saturday, the Jonas Brothers (GACK!) made a UNANIMOUS!!!!!!!!! vote to kick Alec Baldwin (Host of SNL that night) out of the band. (It was a skit)

UNANIMOUS

In the movie 1776 it talks about what happened in 1776. It was and had to be a UNANIMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vote for Independence to be declared. (With the Declaration of Independence.)

UNANIMOUS

It's UNANIMOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Should get a blog.

Get Smart

OMG peoples and persons. Last night I watched Get Smart Starring Steve Carrel. It's really funny. I'm going to watch it again with my mom after she finishes watching Bones. It's like her favorite show ever. TOTAL JKJP! That would be Monk. Totally. WHO DOESN'T LIKE MONK??? Don't answer that question because whoever does has bad taste in Television shows. (Gosh that's my opinion!) Guess what! I have to go now because I'm going to go look at a book my mom got my dad for Valentines day about the MN State Fair. It's just a bunch of pictures with cool captions. One of them is about pigs!!!










OMG BYE!!!!!!!!!!



Woah, I am so freaking out now!

Your-Sox

Your-Sox! Hey peoples and persons! Credit for that bit thingy, to K8. If you don't understand what that was start reading from the post "Hi".

Me-Rox

Me-Rox

I'm

I'm

Hi

Hi

MESSAGE FOR TYMAN: E-MAIL US!

Tyman if you are reading this which you probably are not, you haven't E-mailed Sarah nor me so E-MAIL US! How could you forget???

Fred on iCarly

Hey peoples and persons! Guess what! Fred is going to be on iCarly! Yes! Fred! And iCarly! Together! Like it says in the commercial: INSANITY!!! How could it be possible? Two things that are quite awesome in the same TV episode. WOAH!

WAA!

WAA! Guess what horrible thing is going to happen! Next Friday is the season finale of Monk! That's the end of Monk then! I can tell because in the commercial it says that they try to tear down the parking lot where Trudy, Monk's wife, was killed and he wont leave and it says that he figures something out. It probably has to do with her murder! That means that it's the last episode!...Probably. Hopefully not! WAAAAA! boo hoo

The Depot

Hey peoples and persons! So today, I'm going to Circus (Circus Juventus DUH) and then my dad is going to take my mom and I to The Depot! No, not Home Depot. It's a hotel. We are going to meet our friends Amy and Leo there and then we are going swimming! They have a train in the little kid area and Leo loves it. He loves trains. (He's 5.) Then we will go to the game area and play games and win prizes. Then we will go back and probably watch a movie on my mom's computer and eat pizza that we ordered. Then in the morning we will have a buffet breakfast. Leo and I will be picked up by our dads (Amy is Leo's mom) but the ladies will stay one more day. Who knows how they will spend it. OMG I just remembered that today is Friday the 13th! Wow. Yeah. Today we passed out Valintines and then watched the 3 Stooges. It's the cartoon version so it wasn't as cool. But hey, who thinks that they're actually kind of funny? Well, Goodbye peoples and persons, I have to go.... do something. (That's my excuse)

Quick

1 quick thing peoples and persons.


Do you like the new blog style? If not I will change it back. I will make a poll about it.

Earth is Good. Be happy about it!

Hey peoples and persons! I have something to say and I would like to say that I got it from PigPig's saying:

Life is Good. Be happy about it!

So I just wanted to tell you that I didn't make this up by myself:

Earth is Good. Be happy about it!

So Recycle, freaks! (OMG, JK!)

So be a tree hugger,

Recycle,
And remember:
Earth is Good. Be Happy about it!

Okay, that was kind of odd... So yeah... This is my attempt of a person about to be killed in a horror movie:





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, you probably can't even see the end of my scream. Freeeeaaaaaky!

NECESSITIES

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE WORD NECESSITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU????? I LOVE THAT WORD AND THAT IS WHY IT IS THE WORD OF THE WEEK!!!! OMG LIKE I LOOOOOOOVE THAT WOOOOOOOOOORD! NECESSITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NECESSITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is called honoring the word of the week peoples and persons. You should "like totally!" do the same.

NECESSITIES

For the
bear NECESSITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the simple bear NECESITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NECESSITIES

I am writing this on my dads phone while we are grocery shopping for NECESSITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW AWESOME FEATURE ALERT NEW AWESOME FEATURE ALERT

Hey peoples and-- NEW AWESOME FEATURE ALERT NEW AWESOME FEATURE ALERT! Okay as you can see I have a NEW AWESOME FEATURE NEW AWESOME FEATURE! Okay, I don't know why I did that because it was kind of odd... SAY NOTHING PORTZEN! Well, anyways, The new awesome feature is WORD OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEK! Okay imagine that's like one of those song thingys and pretend this is a TV show and

WORD OF THE WEEK!

just floated across the screen. The word of the week will be displayed in the title of my blog every week under: This blog is mine. It's about me. What a coincidence! in large letters.

WORD!

Interviews

Okay this is an interview with my dad. (He is blue I am green.)
Hello.... Hello..... Hello!
Are you talking to me? *Starts singing a song and then drops something* Oh no! Should i where dark or white for hockey? Mara your on my proposal!
What is it? What is your proposal?
I'm trying to get a company's health insurance. (He said something like that)

Now he has left.

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Okay now to interview my mom. (She is red I am green.)

Can I interview you?
... I don't know...
... Okay. *Walks away*
*Laughs* goodbye.

Now for an interview with my cat Mona. (she is brown I am green.)

Waaaaaas up my cat?
Era..
Watcha eatin' there? Cat food?
*looks up and then continues eating*
Are ya kinda busy?
*Ditto*
Okay don't talk to me!
*Ditto. Walks up to Mara licking her lips*
Have you come to me my kitty?
Er, aaaaar. ar. mmmmmmmmmmmmm mer.
What do you mean by that?
Aaaaaar!

And it pretty much went like that from there.
Okay, Now I will interview my cat Lisa. (I am green she is gray.)

Heeeeeeeello.
*makes no notice of the odd girl talking to her*
Heeeeeeeello!
*laughing historically* I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Well, who were you talking to? You were saying heeeeeeeello!
*still laughing* I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Well, who were you talking to?
*still laughing* I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

If you forgot red was my mom. I didn't think I would interview her again. These really aren't much of interviews. More like random conversations.

Wiggles!

Hey peoples and persons! PigPig just said that she just realized that I always say that and I said "You just realized that that was my chatch frase???" And now she is complaining saying that's not what she said. And now she's complaining saying that she's not complaining.




I would now like to talk about.... THE WIGGLES!!!!! No seriously.

Okay, so notice the guy in the yellow shirt. That's Greg. The Red one is Murray, the blue one is Anthony and the purple one is Jeff. He falls asleep alot. (What? I was sick on friday and there was nothing on TV and they said their names in the credits!) Anyways, back to Greg. When I saw the Wiggles on TV on friday, Greg looked different. He wasn't Greg! And in the credits it said his name was Sam! I told my dad about it and he said that it was something about he wanted to get paid more and his boss said no so he quit. Greg is the only one who doesn't really have a brittish accent, but I think he was forced to sing in one to blend in with the other singers or something. That's just my guess. And now I have the Wiggles song stuck in my head. "Wiggle! And Learn!" ANTHONY: "Let's have some. Let's have some. Let's have some fun!" Anthony has a really low voice and he looks kind of like Tom Hanks in my opinion.

I was going to do an interview with PigPig now, but she just left so I'm going to do an interview with my mom and dad in the next post.

MOVIES

Hey so my dad and I were watching this movie and this boy's mom passed out or something and the train was coming and then we turned the channel. Now we're watching Stuart Little I think and the cats just fell into the water. Except for Snowball. Poor cats. It's just their nature to go after mice. So the cats fall in the water and their leader meets some dogs. Poor poor poor cat. Except for Snowball. But he's cute and smart and reliable. Now Snowball is meowing. Meow meow mew. We let our cats out today. They liked it! That's a sign that spring is almost here! The groundhog saw his shadow. That doesn't mean anything! I have shadows in the spring! I think we wont have 3 or 4 more weeks of winter. I disagree with ole Phil. (He's the groundhog) Now my dad is vacuuming. It smells bad and it's loud.

This is a video of Me doing the Virginia Reel with a bunch of other people in my class. It's difficult to see me and you might have to lie on your side to read it.
I don't think it's going to work। Well, I might as well try। Goodbye peoples and persons. Okay, obviously by the fact that there is no video it means that it didn't work. I will try to put up a photo then. थिस इस अ दिफ्फेरेंत लैंगुएज। नो वेट आईटी'स जुस्त अ बंच ऑफ़ कुएस्शन मार्क्स। Sorry I tried to change the language settings and see what it would do but it just put my words into a bunch of question marks। Boogely Boogely Boogely. I know that I'm saying a lot of weird things. So I'm going to make a different post and become normal. You know if that really is possible for me.

BYE

BYE

BYE

uhh

The game is almost over and we will be going home soon. We saw the 3D commercial! Well, I just wanted to say goodbye for the weekend. Bye weekend!!! After the Super Bowl is an episode of the Office with Clorice Leechman and Jack Black in it. In the same episode! AAAAAAH! *faint* Add in Tony Shaloub and I would really faint. (Tony Shaloub is Monk) SHALOUB! That's what my dad says. and Spoon! because that's what the Tick says.

Score: PTS: 3 AZ: 0

The score is Pittsburg: 3 and Arizona: 0. I have decided that I'm rooting for Pittsburg because a bunch of guys in my class who like the Vikings and hate the Packers are rooting for Arizona and PigPig is rooting for Pittsburg so go Steelers! Here are the football names that I know:

Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears
Seatle Seahawks
Arizona Cardinals
Pittsburg Steelers
Miami Dolphins
New York Giants
New York Jets

Well those are all I can remember right now. Keep reading for the next Super Bowl update!

Super Bowl XLIII

Hey peoples and persons! Right now I'm at my grandparents house and we're watching the Super Bowl! Except that it hasn't really started yet. My mom thinks that there has been 3D commercials already but I don't think so. I have to go watch it.

BECAUSE!!!

Hey peoples and persons! This is a feature on Me-Rox Your-Sox called BECAUSE!!! Why am I making this? BECAUSE!!! I say BECAUSE!!! a lot! (If you don't know what the questions are to these answers read the post before titled WHY???)

BECAUSE!!! I think they're trying to get to 200 by the end of the week!
BECAUSE!!! he didn't, the rest were just in the dining room!
BECAUSE!!! Al Roker was on TV at the moment!
BECAUSE!!! apparently, this is a big deal to them!
BECAUSE!!! I had an idea and I put it to work!

That was ODD... well anyways, right now we're watching the MATT LOWER NOT AL ROKER interview with Barack Obama and then we will go to my grand parents house and watch the SUPER BOWL!!!

WHY???

Hey peoples and persons! This is a feature on Me-Rox Your-Sox called WHY??? WHY??? is it called WHY?????? Because I often say WHY???.

WHY??? are K8 and Pebbles putting up so many random posts?
WHY??? did my dad steal most of our 3D glasses for the Super Bowl?
WHY??? did I think Al Roker was interviewing Barack Obama when it really was Matt Lower?
WHY??? are these people counting down to the Super Bowl for 5 hours?
WHY??? am I making all of these WHY??? questions?

For the answers read the following post titled BECAUSE!!!

Super Bowl

Hey peoples and persons! Today is the Super Bowl! I'm going to go to my grandparents house and I'm probably going to blog more and keep the peoples and persons updated. I can't wait for the 3D commercials! They're going to be before half time just in case your wondering. But personally, I don't know why everybody is making such a big deal when the Super Bowl wont start for 5 hours. They had John Legend and they were saying "We're going to be counting down to Super Bowl XLIII." It's like New Years Eve! Or Obama's inauguration! Speaking of which, soon Al Roker will be interviewing Barack Obama before the game.Here is a Super Bowl fact: The Packers won the very first Super Bowl. Yes. That's Super Bowl I smarty pantses. Go Packers! I'm not really rooting for anybody today. Last year I rooted for the Bears but then one year later I developed another football nemeses who roots for the Bears. I don't get it. Whenever someone hates the Packers they expect me to hate their team. Like, I don't hate the Vikings just because I like the Packers. They're like my second favorite team. Whoa my whole post just mixed it's self up! Well I fixed it. As you can kind of see. Now Dwayne Johnson is on TV with Al Roker. They're talking about this new movie called Race to Witch Mountain. Ugh it doesn't seem very good personally. Apparently this is a remake of Escape to Witch Mountain or something. I hate remakes. They're just so.... unorigianal. Now the NBC people who talk at football games are talking and they have Gatorade. That's probably not spelled right but whatever.