RRRRGGG (face turning red with anger)

EVERYONE IN GENERAL IS A POOP!

I haven't been on here in like a month, and still nobody has commented on my latest postings. RRRRRRRRRRRGGGG. Well, anyway, I'm really mad because Raman (or however you spell his name) is out. I'm talking about Project Runway. Then on Models, they decided that all the designers had to switch models. So guess who was eliminated. FATMA! So I was really glad at first, but now there isn't going to be as much drama. I take that back.... Well, I don't know. It always seems like it's going to be really weird in the competition without the person that just left, but then it's weird because you hardly notice. So, Raman is back in Minneapolis now, probably designing awesome dresses and ugly body suits. Now about Monk. It was about VOODOO!!! It was sort of creepy, but not really. See, these people keep getting sent voodoo dolls a few days before they die. Then Natalie gets sent one with it's head cut off. But of course, her head does not fall off. It gets cut off. Ha ha ha, I'm so funny. Not really. But almost. You'll just have to watch it for yourself on Hulu. I can't help wondering why nobody's reading my blog. But I won't let it get to me. It's the least of my worries. TTFN, Peoples and Persons! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

the POOP!

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A POOP!

I ran a mile today in 12 FRIPPIN MINUTES!!! 12!!! DAT BE WAAAAAY TOO MUCH!!!! I'm going home soon, then at eight I'm going to the Nativity County Fair. I'm waiting for my mom to get back from the office. I'm WAITING! I'm so bored. I want to go home so bad and take a freezing cold shower. I think I'm going to walk down to the office and get her butt up here.

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Hey Peoples and Persons.

I'm starting to feel that the internet hates me again.fcccccv sohnnnnp---------------------rry, that was my cat, Mona. She's walking on the keyboard. She almost shut down the computer. Oh, that Mona. I love her so much. I finally got a book cover. It's a bunch of comic strips... Okay, there's nothing else left to say. Mona is now sitting on the table. Goodbye.

Ha ha Fatma, Logan doesn't love you!

Hey PEOPLES and PERSONS.

I was just watching Models of the Runway the show about the models on Project Runway. There is this one model, her name is Fatma. She is in love with her designer Logan. At least he was her designer for two weeks. Then someone picked her. Then when Logan could have picked her back, he didn't. The other models say it's because he feels uncomfortable around her because she loves him so much.

So this weekend we have been working on our bathroom and back hall. My dad is spackaling the bathroom and my mom is painting the back hall. It is officially blue. When it dries she's going to paint white clouds on it. It's really cool because the hallway leading to the back hall is orange so they compliment. She noticed that in her little art-teacher-ness. My cat Lisa keeps walking over and staring at my mom painting.

I told my mom I would practice piano and trumpet over Labor Day Weekend, so I have to go do that.

Happy last day of summer!

A Thing

"A Thing!"

I just went to Pebble's blog. At Pebble's blog she has a blog list. On Pebble's blog list there are two blogs: This one, and Bandit's. I went to Bandit's blog. Bandit had a post about "A Hatchet!" I liked that idea. I doubted that she would ever come to my blog, so I am secretly stealing the idea. The, "A Thing!" is a thing where you turn the phrase into a story. A story where someone must say "A Thing!". So I'm guessing that Bandit will probably see this because Pebbles and K8 will see this, and they will show it to Bandit and I will be standing in mile-high doo-doo.

"A Thing!"

OR "I LIKE

cheese

THESE ARE THE MOST ANNOYING TWO FOODS IN THE WORLD BECAUSE WHEN NOBODY IS SPEAKING AND THERE IS AN AWKWASD SILENCE THEY SAY "I LIKE

pie

THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING NAME IN THE WORLD BECAUSE EVERYBODY CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE VERY COMMON NAME TO NAME ANYBODY SO THEY NAME THEM

bob

THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING WORD IN THE WORLD BECAUSE EVERYBODY THINKS THAT THEY ONLY WAY TO PROPERLY GREET SOMEONE IS TO JUST SAY

hi

Theme of the Week

Hello Magical Woodland Animals That Sing!
Okay, so now I will not only have word of the week, but I will have theme of the week. This weeks theme is Magical Creatures. The word of the week and theme of the week will not be related to eachother, at least most of the time. I'm not sure if I'll be able to do theme of the week, and it might not be of the week all the time, but I'll try. I'll post and say if I don't have any ideas, and if you guys have any, please tell me. My posts won't have to do with the theme either. I will just change my welcome message, my "About Me" and sometimes, my title. Please tell me if you like this idea!

Knock Knock Who's There Andy Andy Who Andy Get Your Butt Back Home and Stop Playing Ding Dong Ditch

Hey, LOTS of Peoples and Persons!

So hey, nobody likes "sticker"? that was my second choice! (I chose "fumble".) As you might have guessed, it's going to be a word of the week at some point. If you guys want to suggest any words, you may, because there are only so many awesome words that I can think of.

So about two Fridays ago, I went to see Bandslam with K8. My mom had looked it up in the paper, and there was a 10:00 showing, so we drove to AMC and she dropped us off. Right after she left, We got to the front and asked for two tickets to Bandslam. I had been looking through the "menu" of movies, but I couldn't find it. So when we asked the woman said that they didn't have it anymore. We rushed outside but my mom had already driven away. So we called her, and asked if she could come pick us up, because there weren't any other good movies that we could go see. So as we waited we danced on this circular cement plant holder that had a radio coming out of the side. It was fun and kept us busy. So instead we went shopping, and I bought some new glasses, ones with blue frames and pink bows. (Not bows like on shoelaces, that's apparently what the things that stick out and go behind your ears are called.) So now K8 is borrowing my black ones.

The Internet at HOME Loves Me!

PEOPLES AND PERSONS, THERE ARE MORE OF YOU THAN I THOUGHT!

I feel so loved, by all of my friends that have left comments now. I know it's only two more people, but I only re-sent my invitation email an hour or two ago, so some people probably haven't gotten it yet.

Anyway, my mom is upstairs watching her DVDs of Julia Child in The French Chef. I know they're classic and everything, and I should watch them because of the new movie (Well, that really makes no sense, but that's my only excuse to actually watch them) but their really weird. And there's really old camera work. And she's so much YOUNGER than I'd always seen her, it's weird. I personally think that it's a lot different than how they showed it in Julie and Julia. But hey, that's based on the commercials, because I've never seen it.

Advice to people that go on the internet: Try not to get addicted to different websites. Because the snowfake thing is becoming an obsession. Actually, it's slowly dying down, but that's just because I'm at home now, and there are more places for me to go. Like... Webkinz. Yes. I went to Webkinz. Even though I can explore other places. But on Webkinz, I can make pizzas!

Whoah, how often did they make The French Chef? Because now, in the fourth episode, it's in color and she's way older. I'm not watching it though. I might someday. My mom has to watch a lot tonight because she requested two DVDs, this one, and season two of Rescue Me. But she got them both today, and they're due in a week, so she's going to be watching a lot of TV this weekend because the rest of the week we have school. And this weekend we're also painting the bathroom, the back hall, and she's tiling the walls of our little shoe nook in the back hall.

The Internet Hates Me

Hello. Peoples. And. Persons. AKA, PigPig.

The Internet hates me. Why is the only person here PigPig? Thank you PigPig for actually showing up and leaving comments saying that this is very interesting when it is definitely is not. I sent out an email telling everyone to come! But where are they? AAAAH!!! (Sorry PigPig that I am dumping all of this on you.) I tried to send out another email re-telling people to come, but the Internet hates me. Gmail is super slow and it won't let me write anything past one line or put any contacts into the "who are you sending this to?" column.

But I'm going to act like there's more of you anyway.

PigPig is at her cabin this weekend and the Monk Season 2 DVD that we got from the library is due tomorrow, so we have to return it today although PigPig hasn't seen Mr. Monk Goes to Jail yet.

I'm so bored.

Maybe I should go make snowflakes...

Snowflakes

If ANYONE is reading this right now (Which is no one since PigPig's at a Twins game and no one else bothers to read my blog) Please come to Capitol Hill right now and confiscate the computer from me. I need to read Monk, so It's not late and I have to pay a fine, but I can't because I'm busy making SNOWFLAKES!!! It's ADDICTING. I was about to recommend that you go try it, but I take it back. Go outside! Have some fresh air! And anyway, It's September 2nd, I hope we don't get any snow.

Ummmm... now

I'm watching Monk. And you'll never believe it. He's having a panic attack. Well, that's the super-believable part. The un-believable part is that HE'S SWEATING! He's locked in a car with Dr. Kroger's son buried under a ton of gravel. It's Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure. Just watch it on Hulu, 'cause I don't want to explain what's going on. Well, I'll tell you that they've been found. Safe and sound.

Yeah, so I was at my friend Gabby's today. We were going to go to the fair, but we didn't. Instead we hung out and read at Border's. Like, nobody I know thinks that it's fun to go to Border's or Barnes and Noble and just read. I think it's the best. Especially with the cafe.

I just got a new sweater. It's black and has an M on it. It's a hand-me-down from my cousin Maggie. (Get the M?)

I have to go...


C YAS!